Cover your eyes and those of the nearest impressionable child. From a weekend golf tournament in Spain comes disturbing news that further portends the demise of polite society. Tiger Woods spit on a putting green. Not the green! That's the shortest of all the grasses! You scoundrel! How could you, Eldrick? Just when we thought you'd changed, you go and start spraying your bodily fluids around again with no regard for who it might hurt. Human excretions have no place on the golf course, sir. Unless, of course, the place is behind a tree on the back nine and the fluid is urine. Then it's a case by case situation.
The point is, in the order of sacred places that must be shown proper reverence, it goes: 1) golf courses, 2) war memorials, 3) Mall of America, 4) Native American burial grounds. In fact, I could only think of five things you could have done on that putting green that would have been more offensive than spitting...
See the list HERE.
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I think its nice to have different fashion options. Some of these wouldn't work for everyone, but with the right body type and personality (must be confident, of course) you can pull them off with no problemo. A few of these are pretty hip. People really need to start taking a closer look at the drab, boring outfits they wear and spice it up a little bit. I mean, lets get with the times people.
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